Dimka, The Morning Meditation Preceptor
Don't give me the anthropomorphic fallacy!
When I meditate she is always at my side. Dimka also is kind enough to start my day by eating my paperwork when I don't want to get out of bed. I wake to the sounds of paper tearing. She only does this after I refuse her kind advances of meowing, purring and licking. This regularly happens about 3:30 in the morning.
When you make promises to your self the universe obliges with perfunctory care.